Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1. Your name?

Renato: "an incredibly sexy brazilian man.
gay man: damn, that's a sexy piece of ass
hannah: yeah, that's renato! "

Who's sexy? Who's sexy? Yeah, it's me XD

2. Your age?

17:"The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready." "

This is actually very accurate XD

3. One of your friends?

Rita:"Another a*hole hurricane that kicks butts of cowboys.
"You know what, President Bush's ranch is gonna be sunken by Rita."
"Wow, that will be some sh*t." "

Good thing I'm not a cowboy ^^

4. What should you be doing?

Sleeping:"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma. "

No. Fucking. Way!

5. Favorite color?

Black:"1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car"

I see a red door and i want to paint it black

6. Birthplace?

Porto:"2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
Brits usually mispell it Oporto "

Porto ftw!

7. Month of your birth?

July:"Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer! "

Well thought

8. Last person you talked to?

Father:"The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
meh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault

me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet "

Well, the ejaculation part's right XD

9. One of your nicknames?

Neo:"Main chracter in the Wachowski brothers Matrix trilogy. Neo is played by actor Keanu Reeves. Neo is a mythical man and his coming was fortold in a propehcy.
Neo is really amazing! Look at his uber skills! "

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