Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1. Your name?

Renato: "an incredibly sexy brazilian man.
gay man: damn, that's a sexy piece of ass
hannah: yeah, that's renato! "

Who's sexy? Who's sexy? Yeah, it's me XD

2. Your age?

17:"The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready." "

This is actually very accurate XD

3. One of your friends?

Rita:"Another a*hole hurricane that kicks butts of cowboys.
"You know what, President Bush's ranch is gonna be sunken by Rita."
"Wow, that will be some sh*t." "

Good thing I'm not a cowboy ^^

4. What should you be doing?

Sleeping:"To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma. "

No. Fucking. Way!

5. Favorite color?

Black:"1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car"

I see a red door and i want to paint it black

6. Birthplace?

Porto:"2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
Brits usually mispell it Oporto "

Porto ftw!

7. Month of your birth?

July:"Someone from Spanish ethnic calling a person a liar
You said you were gonna take me out for margaritas & tacos but you didn't show up. July to me Julyer! "

Well thought

8. Last person you talked to?

Father:"The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today
dad:no
meh come on
dad:if we die itz your fault

me:i got my ass kicked at school today
dad:you loser
me:they stole my lunch money too
dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made
me:...
dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet "

Well, the ejaculation part's right XD

9. One of your nicknames?

Neo:"Main chracter in the Wachowski brothers Matrix trilogy. Neo is played by actor Keanu Reeves. Neo is a mythical man and his coming was fortold in a propehcy.
Neo is really amazing! Look at his uber skills! "

I LOVE THE MATRIX! SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE!

Me and some friends did a little cosplay today for an anniversary of an anime/manga/comics shop (central comics) and we took some pictures
I'll be submitting them little by little, and the first one is already up
Hope you like it ^^

I haven't been around so often, so sorry if I didn't comment your devs
But I'm back now

Yay! 500 pageviews!
If only I'd won a complementary scanner TT_TT I so want one...
Oh, well ^^

STOLEN FROM


1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
The love of my life <3

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Nooooo, me ish evil *steals your cart and runs away*

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends on the people, but generally I listen

4. Do you take compliments well?
Me likey when people likey me, although some people I couldn't care less

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Sometimes, but I'm not crazy

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Of course! *sees ant* AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *faints*

7. What song are you listening to right now?
Nothing else matters - Metallica <3

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Never T.T

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Me doesn't remember well, but me thinks it was Monopoly O.O

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I couldn't care less about religion in that way

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I have no clue xD

14. Use three words to describe yourself.
chubby, loving, stupid

15. Do any songs make you cry?
Nothing else matters - Metallica <3
Listen to your heart - Roxette
Someone that cannot love - David Fonseca
and more, I just remembered these now

6. Are you continuing your education?
Yep

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I was never taught, but I'm pretty certain I could shoot one

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?
My drawing books, not because it's my favourite thing, but because other things I could buy again the same, but I couldn't draw something again just the same

19. How often do you read books?
I used to read everytime I could, but more recently I haven't been reading a lot...

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Now, I can only think about the present and the future with my love <3

21. What is your favorite children's book?
O Geniozinho, not because it's GREAT, but because it's the chareacter I related to the most ever

22. What color are your eyes?
Brown and greenish, depending on the light

23. How tall are you?
1, 85 meters, sort of

24. Where is your dream house located?
Above the clouds, or in the middle of the sea

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Not that I can remember, but I wanna

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Watchamacallit? xD

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
The kitchen xD

32. Do you like mustard?
Of course not *squirts mustard into mouth*

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Eat, eat, EAT! I think sleeping is the biggest waste of time ever

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
More like my aunt on my father's side

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
On a normal day, never less than 20 minutes

36. Can you do the splits?
I wish, although I'm very elastic for a guy

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Paranoia

39. What do you do for New Year's?
I'm always with my family, although I wish I can be with my girlfriend this year and every year from now on

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Never saw it

42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yep

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No, but that would be a blast to see xDDDDDD

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
I have 4 names, so waht's the middle one? O.O

46. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
Meh, lately, like 3 to 6 hours

48. Do you like care bears?
Meh, I'm indifferent

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Coca-Cola and sometimes popcorn

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah, but not very well ^^'

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
On the front seat ^^'

52. What do you wear to sleep?
Pj's

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Not that I know of O.O

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
3/4

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Although I like to be around funny ppeople, tere are moments that only a serious person can help you with

59. Ever been to L.A.?
No, but it's not one of my favourite cities

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Yesh, me likey cookies

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Fuck no! xD

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Steal, I'm a big evil burglar

63. Do you hate chocolate?
CHOCOLATE? WHERE? *goes crazy looking for chocolate*

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
Me...

65. Are you a gullible person?
Sometimes

66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I need this girlfriend

67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
THE ULTIMATE ROCK STAR!!!!

68. Are you easy to get along with?
Ask my friends

69. What is your favorite time of day?
Night, especially with lights out

70. Are you Easy to fall in love with?
I don't care, as long as one special person loves me <3

YOU HAVE BEEN...
TAGGED!!!!

<3